In the words of Mary Poppins: " First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear. I never explain anything."
With that said, let's get on. I have quite a few bones to pick. First off: Hypocrisy.
I'm a very-straight forward person so when I can tell a person is faking something (and believe I can always tell) it really gets on my nerves. The world would be a better place if some people just had the fucking balls to speak their mind. Instead holding it in, pretending nonetheless to be a bad ass all the while I'm laughing my ass off.
Are people shy? Cowards? Above that? C'mon, it's not like you don't do it on the inside -- why not let all that honesty come out and shine. I do it and feel all so awesome.
Now, some people have been asking me via email or have been sending me hate mail about this so I might as well just blog about it so I don't have to tell the same story over and over again.
What's the big fucking deal, really? What planet do some dumb bimbos live on? Plastic surgery has been around for decades and is not at all shameful. I have never hid the fact that I have had work done and I'm really cool about it. If someone asks me, I tell them right away and if the subject mentions it I will even mention it on my own. ASK ANYONE, I DARE YOU.
I had I nose job when I was 16 years old (I have awesome parents you must admit). I was in a car accident when I was a kid back in Skokie and totally broke my nose. Growing up it looked kinda hideous. Bump on my nose, crooked (kinda looked like I played professional Hockey). Child plastic surgeons wanted to fix me up when the accident happened (I was like 7) but it is advised to get a nose job no sooner than 16 so I waited. I won't state the name of my plastic surgeon publicly or the price of my surgery, if anyone is curious and is looking into getting work done, send me and email and I'll let you know.
The most tragic part is that a lot of bitches have sent me messages on Facebook about this matter. LOL.
"Your hair and nose is fake"
"Jump in the sea, but wait, all your makeup will melt away"
...Is that all you got?
If someone wants to diss me (I'm up for the debate) at least have the courtesy of telling me your real name instead of being a loser with a fake Facebook account (seriously?)
If you're gonna take off the gloves AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT. Jeez. Childplay really. Just some fugly bitches who really wish they could have plastic surgery and are all pretentious about it. I don't have a problem with somebody having an opinion. I have a problem with someone having an opinion and not being able to back it up LOGICALLY.
SO YES I'VE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!
Enough rambling for this time. And enough about me. How about you Dolls? How where your holidays? What did you all do? Let me know in the comments!